yes, i want your body

ah, the fleeting internets. a google news headline about the PR shitfest that is Kimberly "spawn of Rod" Stewart and Talan Whatshisface's called-off engagement read:

have i told you lately that it's over?

I clicked on the link and it took me to a 404 page, and when I googled the phrase I got ... nothing. Oh well. It was a brief, glimmering moment of headline brilliance. Like a shooting star, or a sunset, or a jewel-like insect whose birth and death arrive and pass in the time it takes us to blink our eyes. Just like Kimberly and Talan's love. Tragic, really.

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