the decline and fall of the six-piece empire

To bring things full circle, I stopped into a McDonald's yesterday after work to do some field research on these chicken nuggets I've been hearing so much about. Dollar-oh-eight in hand, I strode up to the counter and ordered a six-piecer. "Two-seventy-six," sayeth the girl behind the counter. Turns out the 6-for-a-dollar promotion ended on Jan 31, bringing us back to the less cool but not entirely suckly reign of the four-piecer.

At that point, though I was too discouraged by failure to eat the nuggets, so I gave them to a homeless dude, who subsequently informed me that he was going to eat the chicken like he wanted to eat his dog. Creeptastic.

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