rudyard kipling does not approve

For those of you in need of inspiration (I'm looking at you, faux-lesbian-from-my-junior-year-who-will-not-be-named), James has provided the world with a list of tips for the modern man. Highlights include references to both Nazi Germany and Bob Vila.

Honestly I believe this is an incomplete collection of tips. Not being a modern man myself, I can't contribute. At least, not with credibility. But as I've said before, this is why God invented the comments section.

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