6.28.2007

marriage

if i married thomas keller, i'd be helen keller. i wonder if i would spontaneously go blind and deaf.

actually, you know, i don't care, so long as i'd still have my sense of taste.

4 comments:

Gregory Levey said...

Hilarious - as always.

RW said...

Good thing you didn't marry Alex P. Baack.

RW said...

Sorry, looks like I killed the party with that one...

XoJesse said...

If you accidentally married poker pro Thomas Keller by mistake, you might reconsider.