8.14.2007

vignette: from the department of Not The Right Thing To Say

me: i just can't get over that someone thought i was pregnant.
boyfriend: well i bet you looked like a hot pregnant lady. pregnant ladies are all wholesome and healthy looking and stuff. it's sort of a compliment.

4 comments:

La ReinaLexa said...

Man. I know how you feel. People are just ridiculous sometimes. I would've corrected the guy on the subway because I'm just mean like that.

Cunning Linguist said...

heh heh heh.... it's our little way of saying " I really don't know what to say, so can I call you hot and then we can have sex?". We're simple creatures and you shouldn't expect any less from us than the basic DOS operating system ya know.

Matt Carman said...

Which confirms my status as fancy-free-food-event partner. Not only will I always know the right thing to say, I will stab anyone who attempts to talk to you, just in case they were going to call you pregnant.

Anonymous said...

haha gross if you're pregnant that means you have a little person in your vagina GROSS