at work, we just got emailed our health insurance coverage summary and holy crap, i get 7 days of detox and 30 days of inpatient rehab free of charge. i additionally pay zero dollars for an "elective termination of pregnancy," though of course that's only in-network.

clearly i'd better start cultivating a drug addiction and irresponsible bedroom habits so i can take full advantage of my benefits plan.


Mr Phipps said...

i don't get 7 days of detox.

i get fired.

i gotta get out of this state.

helen said...

...if it's the last thing you ever do.

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