9.07.2007

vignette: giddyup

chad: What is it with women and horses? Why do girls like horses so much? And how can they classify horses as 'pets' ?
chad: If it's bigger than I am and doesn't come when I call its given name, then it hardly classifies as a pet in my book.
me: they love horses because they are warm and soft and gentle and give you orgasms when you ride them.
me: only about 5% of men are like that

4 comments:

Marcin said...

I...do not like this post.

helen said...

oh poor marcin. does your fiancee ride horses?

RW said...

drum...drum...cymbal...

helen said...

thanks, folks, i'll be here all week