vignette: on the flipside

warning: swear words! sexual imagery! children should not use the internet.

Neil: meeting these people is kind of like getting fucked in the ass. it hurts like hell at first, and you think your eyebrows are on fire, but gradually you realize, "hey, i could do this 1, maybe 2 times a week."
me: that analogy is only really helpful if one does, in fact, enjoy getting fucked in the ass.
me: hmm. what is the universal analogy to assfucking?
Neil: working out -- it's kind of painful, but it eventually feels good, and gay men do it more than anybody else.


RW said...

Nevermind sexual imagery. Where's my damn cookie!

Amy Schiller said...

God, I love Neil. Ohio represent.