Portrait of the artist in a kickass unicorn dress

I used the first eighteen minutes of my lunch break to draw an annotated picture of me, wearing my unicorn dress. Here you go:

For a larger version (the detail is incredible, if I do say so myself: you can see the pink polka dots on the non-unicorn part of the dress) click here.

In thrillingly relevant news, a guy got stabbed at the very mall a mall very near to the mall* where the unicorn dress was purchased. Obviously the bloodshed was precipitated by the store having run out of unicorn dresses.

*It was a mall in New Jersey. I admit it.


Unicorn Fishman said...

I imagine if I were a girl, I would be jealous of you to the point of spreading rumors that you're a Unicorn loving tramp. Then when you came to me and splashed water on me and called me a "bitch" for spreading rumors... I would tell you how I love your Unicorn dress sooooo much. Then we would go shopping the following Saturday afternoon and we'd dish about the other tramps in the office.

Does this mean I'm gay?

Mr. B. said...

Whoah whoah whoah! That is *not* the very mall where the Unicorn dress was purchased, and that mall is horrified at this blackening of its good name.

That is the mall where we ate Chick-Fil-A.

RW said...

There aren't any eyebrows.

Will said...

I'm not a woman but still I'm jealous.

Will said...

also, the phrase "kickass unicorn dress" is redundant as a unicorn dress is by definition kickass.

Marcin said...

Google Iran you're a lesbian. I'm sorry.

Marcin said...

I told it that.

the slackmistress said...

You should immediately quit your job and draw yourself wearing kickass unicorn dresses for a living.

EL said...

Will you draw pictures of skinny me in my philsophippie uniform like you used to? With colors? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

La ReinaLexa said...

That's such a cute picture.

I want your haircut. Lol. Show me a picture that I can show my stylist.


Kat said...

I want a drawing-kat! liz said you made her one!

WendyB said...

Seeing as you had the last unicorn dress, aren't you partially responsible for the outbreak of violence?

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