love is medically responsible and also drunk

I was just put on hold on the phone with my gynecologist's office, and the music playing was the country-drunk classic (and personal favorite of Mr. B.), "One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer."

In my new fun practice of explaining why something is worth posting, I will tell you that this is worth it 58% because it is a hilarious juxtaposition of context and content, and 42% because it is Valentine's Day-Appropriate. It is Valentine's Day-Appropriate because it is about vaginas and alcohol, and mentions my boyfriend.

Also, Firefox's spellcheck suggests "vaginae" instead of vaginas. WTF.