Barack Your Body ('Til The Break Of Day)

Last night I had a sex dream about Barack Obama.

To be fair, it was not a complete sex dream, in that we did not actually have sex. But there was some very intense hugging, and grabbing of hips, and he very obviously had plans for what he and I would be doing later on that day.

It also took place in a synagogue, during services. And I kept seeing Michelle out of the corner of my eye and getting really nervous that I was breaking up his family and that his daughters would hate me.

And yes, I read the New Yorker article on candidate dreams, and no, I was not prepared for this one.

1 comment:

RW said...

I dreamed we had a jacuzzi. I have no idea what that means. I don't even know how we got it IN there!