9.08.2008

The Measure of my Superiority

Here's what I'm doing tonight:

6pm: Having dinner at The Olive Garden, where I have not been in years, home of the $8.95 endless pasta bowl, with free salad and breadsticks.

8pm: Seeing Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe LIVE! NUDE! ONSTAGE! in Equus, from the front row of the balcony.

How on earth can your night in any way remotely compare?

6 comments:

Cunning_Linguist said...

lol.... the breadsticks are more real at Olive Garden than 'ol Danny's wee willy winky on stage. It's a prosthetic,hun.

I totally dare you to yell out when he strolls onstage "Hey Harry, can I touch your magic wand????" though.

helen said...

shatter my dreams, why don't you.

Marcin said...

Maybe afterwards you can have menopause and a fake tan.

RW said...

Olive Garden....

what is this world coming to? (weeps)

joe said...

at olive garden be sure to passively suggest to mr b that it NOT your birthday. otherwise you wont get the full awkward o.g. experience.

-j. said...

What about all the other measures of your superiority? This list is woefully incomplete :/