Two things I really love: Showtunes and the internet.
A third thing I really love: Rewriting showtunes in my head so that they are about the internet.
For example, a Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ditty about the joys of single fatherhood very easily is convertible to a paean to a certain behemothic video uploading site:
Someone to care for — to be there for — I have YouTube!
This has been stuck in my head for nigh on two months now. Time to share it with the rest of the world.
(I won't even get into my intense baritone rendition of "Old Man Twitter.")