Voldemort and Michael Jackson

I've been re-reading the Harry Potter books and have come to a startling conclusion: Voldemort and Michael Jackson have a lot in common.

- both had troubled childhood marked by an absence of normal parenting.
- both were identified as "special" at a young age.
- both sought immortality, and the pursuit thereof turned their skin pale and eliminated their noses.

[too soon? nah.]


Dear 98% of Married Couples, Here Is Why I Hate Your Wedding Song

Fools Rush In
"I barely know you, but I'm in love with you anyway. I'm moving forward with this rash emotion despite the fact that there is a common proverb warning against this."

At Last
"After a period of loneliness so longstanding that I had basically given up on love completely, you arrived, and I am no longer desperate."