Being Like Betty

I don't know if I should be thrilled or mortified that of all the spectacular items of clothing Betty wears, the one she has that I have too is a totally ridiculous sailor dress. At least mine's navy with white stripes, so folks don't accidentally confuse us with one another.


Sweater Kittens

So I now own this sweater.

Yes, it has a cat on it. So how do I wear this so as not to look like a creepy old cat lady? Or should I just own the cat lady thing and accessorize with unkempt hair and eau de pisse de chat?