Two Straws in the Milkshake

I understand that there's an inherent level of smug dickery inherent in this tote bag, but the more I think about it the more I just love love love it.

$17, McSweeney's. Of course.


QUESTION: Is Stevie Wonder's "What Christmas Means to Me" the best Christmas song ever?
ANSWER: Yes it is.

QUESTION: What is almost as good, and maybe even better, depending on your mood?
ANSWER: The Hanson version.
I mean really. Yes.