1.07.2011

I Became Older Yesterday

Alex: Many happy returns Helen!
me: Thanks!
me: I've always totally loved that phrase
Alex: :)
me: it's like, a, your future birthdays might not be happy
me: or b, you might be dead
me: LET US OFFSET THAT


(p.s. Another way you can tell I am a now wizened old 29, besides the gray hair proliferation and the rapidly declining tolerance for restaurants that don't take reservations, is that on my birthday I was in bed before 10. SUCH A ROCK STAR.)